Name:Steph

Distinguishing Characteristics: Decidedly Asian, Huge glasses that (Due to the unfortunate fact her face is crooked) are constantly slipping, Caterpillar eyebrows, A perfectly spherical shaped head, big nose, reaaaaaaaaaaaally short

Steph is a strange one (But then again, she's an artist. Go figure.). Her general personality is a direct contradiction. Most of the time she's rather sarcastic, cynical, and a teensy bit bitter at pop culture. In these moods, she always has something to say, and gets into trouble more often this way. Don't be fooled though because lurking under that crunchy exterior lies a decided lack of common sense, a tendency to being high-strung and a wee bit of hyperness. In other words she's the insane one. No, really. Insane with a capital 'I'. Even more so if given sugar and/or caffeinated beverages.

On the flip side, she can also be serious and/or introspective at times, but those times are very rare. Like rain in the Sahara. Or-Dare we say it? Nice. Or even shy. But enough about her odd personality.

Presumably,she doesn't care what people think of her,or else she wouldn't even THINK of doing half the stunts she pulls or words she says.

She does mean well sometimes.

BTW-Keep away from excessive amounts of anime, video games, art, and/or cult classicy stuff or you'll never see her again.In fact, while you're at it,keep away from fire, sugar, and sharp-pointy implements. We're not kidding.

Name: Alexis (otherwise known as Lexi or Lexx)

Distinguishing Characteristics: Taller than Steph, normal facial structure, funky earrings, generally more normal than Steph

The somewhat saner/balanced/nicer half of the dynamic duo.Lexi is Steph's partner-in-crime,and the one that makes sure national crisis is averted when Steph's on sugar and/or caffeine-kick.Though there is much to be said if you get HER on the stuff... Lexx is a very optimistic person who enjoys just about everything,and is thankfully not very high-strung like Steph can get.In fact she's a pretty laid-back gal. She loves to sing and doesn't mind doing it out loud,or at lunch. She is Chicago-crazed, and is in love with two characters from Harry Potter - Sirius and Remus. She is always up to listen to your problems, or listen to some music. She can be shy at first, but once you get to know her she can be very energetic and very loud,enough to rival Steph. But watch out,she won't wait around for you, and she has a very bad temper,even Steph is afraid when she's mad...so don't upset her!

Oh yeah, does a stint as a Lifeguard at the local pool every summer and loathes the little children. Can you blame her? They run, and run, and run, and when you tell them not to, they curse you THEN get injured.

BTW-Why does she insist on hanging out with a crazy person such as Steph? Well..it's certainly never dull..and it's really funny to see what happens to Steph.No,really! Keep away from excessive Chicago.